British Humour

British Humour

Postby Baxter » Mon May 19, 2014 9:49 pm

A pole vaulter has been sponsored by Ribena. She has worked hard for all her life and is ready to retire. She has jumped 9999 times, and is ready to perform her final jump. As she approaches the pit and prepares to jump, the Ribena spokesperson comes and asks her if she would like to try their new black-currant jam.

She takes a spoonful of the jam, and then her legs and arms lurch rigid and she falls to the floor dead. One spectator asks what happened. The other spectator replys:

It doesn't take a lot of currant to kill a person at 10,000 vaults.
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Re: British Humour

Postby 666rog » Tue May 20, 2014 8:03 am

OOoooohhhh, that is terrible. But it made me smile :D
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