English is not easy

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English is not easy

Postby H2Herman » Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:55 pm

English is not that easy...

- Do you speak English ?

- Yes!
- Your name?
- Abdul al Rhasib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week!
- No,no,...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general!
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no, deer runs too fast....


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