on a train (joke)

EVERY message board has a "Boxing Ring". . here is a forum where you can say what you want about who you want . . . or just rant in general

on a train (joke)

Postby watermick53 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:30 pm

Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny
mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top
of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without
underwear.
The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires,
"Are you looking at my vagina?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," Paddy replies and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite all right," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll
make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the vagina blows him a kiss.
Paddy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder
vagina can do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman.
Paddy stares in amazement as the vagina winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
Paddy moves over and she smiles and asks,
"Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, Paddy replies, "You’re kidding—you mean it can whistle, too
watermick53
 
Posts: 13
Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:00 pm
Location: LINCOLN

Re: on a train (joke)

Postby Leon » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:22 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
"Just think how stupid the average person is,
and then realize that half of them
are even stupider!"
--George Carlin
User avatar
Leon
 
Posts: 471
Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:57 pm
Location: Breda, The Netherlands

Re: on a train (joke)

Postby 666rog » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:24 am

Excellent, very good. :D
Manufacturer of the finest quality swarf in the UK.
666rog
 
Posts: 703
Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:12 am
Location: West London

Re: on a train (joke)

Postby 666rog » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:34 am

Two Irishmen meet up. Murphy says to Paddy, My mate fell off his motorcycle today. He has got brain damage, two broken arms and he is blind in one eye. F@#K me says Paddy, no wonder he fell off.
Manufacturer of the finest quality swarf in the UK.
666rog
 
Posts: 703
Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:12 am
Location: West London


Return to Speakers Corner . .

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

cron